monster sarcasm rally

Re: Dear BigPimpin (1, 2, 3) character and advice column

Please be advised that BigPimpin, who began life as Chris and was later reborn as Chris's advice-giving alter-ego, was meant to be a caricature of Chris, not a realistic picture of him. As of today, Thursday, the 03rd of March, in the year of your Lord 2005, BigPimpin is reborn again. BigPimpin is hereby declared an entity unto himself. Although inspired by him, BigPimpin no longer retains any official affiliations (legal or otherwise) with Chris.

The opinions expressed by BigPimpin are solely his own and do not reflect the opinions of Chris, the Sarcastrix, or any other individual anywhere at any time. The contents of this his advice columns have not been reviewed or approved by the Sarcastrix; the Pope; the Ferengi; the Prime Minister of Canada, the Honourable Tim Horton; or the Better Business Bureau.

In no event shall Chris be liable for any damages whatsoever, including special, indirect or consequential damages, arising out of or in connection with the opinions or beliefs expressed by BigPimpin.

No housemates were harmed in the making of this post.