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The US government says it's perplexed as to why Canada would decline to participate in its weapons of mass detruction programme missile defence programme. I say, if the US government really wants to know what it means to be perplexed, they should come to my house and have a conversation with Chris.

It seems Chris was serious about looking for a new line of work. He asked me to edit his covering letter for him.

I looked at it this morning and sent it back to him with a note that he should re-write it. I sent him a link to a site telling him how to write a covering letter. There's no point in correcting the spelling and grammar of a document that is precisely not what it is meant to be.

The funny thing, though, is how he signed the e-mail itself.

cheers
Chris (Stargate SG-1)

P.S: Not the Gay Guy.

Leaving aside the bizarre capitalisation and grammar, is that not just a completely absurd thing to say?

He says he did a lot of drugs in university. I think he could be the poster child for a new anti-drug campaign. Never mind the scrambled egg, kids, this is your brain on drugs.