monster sarcasm rally

PROPER NOUNS
Monster sarcasm rally: like a monster truck rally, but with sarcasm
Sarcastrix: like a dominatrix, but with sarcasm
Sarcastor the Truly Stubborn: father of the current reigning Sarcastrix
She Who Lives in a Bubble (aka Bubble): mother of the current reigning Sarcastrix
Sarcastrix the Unspeakably Manipulative: maternal grandmother of the current reigning Sarcastrix; alternatively referred to as She Who Must be Ignored

NOUNS
Sarctim: victim of sarcasm
Sargin: like a virgin, but with sarcasm (that is, referring to sarcasm... uninitiated in the ways of sarc...)
Sargent: oh, no wait... That's just bad spelling
Sargasm: the ultimate sarcastic experience
Nonsarc: like nonsense, but with sarcasm
Un-sarc: all forms of communication deficient in sarcasm
Sarctionary: like a dictionary, but with sarcasm
Fidiot: an expression of contempt for a person's complete lack of intelligence; a contraction of friggin' idiot

VERBS
Sarcas: to be sarcastic
Out-sarcas: to be more sarcastic than

ADJECTIVES
Pre-sarc: before the sarcasm

ADVERBS
Sarcly: like friendly but with sarcasm

SARC PHRASES
Pre-coffee sarc: a particularly biting brand of sarcasm unleashed early in the morning*
Adventures in sarcasm: any conversation with the Sarcastrix

*Pre-coffee sarc is generally not comprehensible