monster sarcasm rally

In no particular order...

1. My pants are fully covered in dryer lint. Well, you might point out, dryer lint is normal; it's inevitable. Sure, but I don't put my pants in the dryer. I hang them to dry.

2. The bagel cashier-dude is particularly cranky this morning.

3. Did I mention that it's approximately three degrees Kelvin this morning?

4. I'm tired.

5. I'm not finished my Christmas shopping, but my bank account disagrees. My next payday is the 25th.

6. Most people have no idea what three degrees Kelvin actually means.

7. Stupid people.

8. Hot Guy is also intelligent, funny and kind. For frig's sake, if you're hot, you're supposed to be either dumb as a post or a self-centred jerk-off! That's how it works, goshdarnit.

9. My mother.

Um... That's all for now, but I'm sure there'll be more later. I'm just going to keep adding to this post throughout the day.
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10. Sometimes I am one of the stupid people.

11. I failed to do my laundry this weekend and am now stuck with leftover underwear. You know the ones... They're ready to be thrown out, but you might need them someday... Well, today is someday.
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12. Why must people go down into the rat tunnels and stand in the middle of major thoroughfares having conversations?

13. Walk Left, Stand Right. It's not that difficult a concept. Get it through your heads already!

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14. The Ferengi.