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Hot Guy cooks.

I mean, a lot of guys cook, but how many do you know that make their own salad dressing? When they're making dinner for themselves? How many guys do you know who even eat salad?

He described a great meal he made one time made entirely from stuff he just happened to have in the fridge. I stopped him right there.

Look, you're a guy. You're supposed to have beer and mustard in your fridge!

He smiled (tauntingly, I might add) and proceeded with his story. The meal in question was a wrap with lettuce, tomatoes, bacon, mangoes and some sort of fancy, schmantzy salad dressing. Mangoes! Dude just happened to have mangoes sitting in his fridge.

I got home from work the other day. Hungry. Must make food. I made a meal out of stuff I just happened to have on hand. It consisted of: a can of mushroom soup, a can of lentils and some frozen broccoli. Mix together in a wok. Serve over rice. Mmmm!

Surprisingly, it wasn't half bad. Okay, so it looked like puked-up dog food, but it tasted all right. The reason for this is simple: sesame oil. Being the self-serving roommate that I am, I rudely stole some of Cute but Kinda Evil's sesame oil. Everything tastes better with sesame oil.

And nary a mango in sight...