monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

9.3.05

That's breastacular!

Eureka! I have found it!

Yesterday's post led me to an epiphany. I have discovered the key to getting your blog read and inspiring readers to leave comments. You just have to know your audience. Men and women look for different things.

To get women to read your blog and leave lots of comments, you just have to talk about breasts or boobs. Both Cat and Cryptic have proved this point quite nicely.

To get men to read your blog and leave lots of comments, apparently you just have to talk about tits or racks.

Well, now that we are all enlightened, on with the posting...

Or not...
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 09:49

everybody's 2ยข worth:

at 11:17 Blogger cat said...
for the record, i don't actually LIKE boobs. i was just ranting about them. ha! but yes, all of a sudden you feel like a celeb with all the comments you get!

 
at 16:35 Blogger SJ said...
Blue Tits? Rack of Lamb?

 

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