8.3.05
That sort of counts
Okay, we all know that everybody who has any kind of site on the internet will sooner or later be hit by somebody who got there by googling some bizarre form of porn. Right? It doesn't matter if your site is about gardening implements (great big dirty hoe), sooner or later somebody's going to find a way to twist your words and turn them into porn. It happens to everybody.
Except it doesn't. It never happens to me.
Except it did.
Well, sort of... Half an hour ago somebody in Baltimore, Maryland, USA googled 'ginormous tits', and guess where he ended up. Yup, right here. I'm thinking he had to wade through thousands upon thousands of sites before getting to mine, but the point is he did. And that's something to write home about.
Except not.
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When I grow up I am so going to be Oscar Leroy. I just want to walk around all day calling everybody jackass and not making any sense.
Except it doesn't. It never happens to me.
Except it did.
Well, sort of... Half an hour ago somebody in Baltimore, Maryland, USA googled 'ginormous tits', and guess where he ended up. Yup, right here. I'm thinking he had to wade through thousands upon thousands of sites before getting to mine, but the point is he did. And that's something to write home about.
Except not.
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When I grow up I am so going to be Oscar Leroy. I just want to walk around all day calling everybody jackass and not making any sense.
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this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 12:56
everybody's 2ยข worth:
at 01:04 
daniel said...
I agree with lawyer guy. Now, lets talk some more about ginormous bewbs. Thx :-)
I got more ripper porn hit the other day:
- classy older ladies
- xxx porn panties
- male speedo spank picture
- contributor panties.
Seriously, what are contributor panties? How do they get sent to our sites?? Are we the only people not googling crazy f'd up porn stuff? ( i go straight to the good sites, bugger google).
daniel said... I agree with lawyer guy. Now, lets talk some more about ginormous bewbs. Thx :-)
I got more ripper porn hit the other day:
- classy older ladies
- xxx porn panties
- male speedo spank picture
- contributor panties.
Seriously, what are contributor panties? How do they get sent to our sites?? Are we the only people not googling crazy f'd up porn stuff? ( i go straight to the good sites, bugger google).
at 02:57 Ian said...
Maybe he (or she) typed in 'Monster Tits' - or was illiterate and typed in 'rally good porn'...
Ian said... Maybe he (or she) typed in 'Monster Tits' - or was illiterate and typed in 'rally good porn'...
at 09:44 Lady said...
i got porn hits too! mostly for Natel King, a girl who got killed from toronto who went to the states for a porn contract and fell vitcim to an asshole photographer and his nutso assistant. rumor: it was a snuff film. so ya, people google her name, they google snuff, they google porn... and tada!! they come onto my site. great. sheesh!
Lady said... i got porn hits too! mostly for Natel King, a girl who got killed from toronto who went to the states for a porn contract and fell vitcim to an asshole photographer and his nutso assistant. rumor: it was a snuff film. so ya, people google her name, they google snuff, they google porn... and tada!! they come onto my site. great. sheesh!
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