monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

7.3.05

Dear BigPimpin, part 4

Anne would like to know why 'the disease of Stupidity has taken a hold of the West and is spreading faster than any biological or chemical weapon ever could'?

Yo baby,
im not 2 sure about dat. i never herd any1 say dat Chemecal weppens cause stupidety. i no ur not jes a hot chic but a real Smart 1 to so if u say its true den im gonna take you're word 4 it. did u learn that in 1 of ur Astrolegy classes at univercity i did'nt no u new so much about Everything. mabey next wknd we can hook up and tak about it im relly interessed to here wat u hafta say cause like i said i never herd that thery b4. im always ready for a intelecual connversatoin. insted a hanging wif the geeks next week and watchen the show with the Gay guy you and me could go somewhere reely nice and we cud just talk. lemme no.
BigPimpin

Peeved Michelle asks: 'If someone asked you, "Did they hook up?" about two people, what would you think the person was asking you?'
A- Did they have sex?
B- Did they make out?
C- Did one ask the other for a date?
D- Something else?

hey peeled michel,
yo thats a good question. i bin thinkin bout that alot so im a good 1 2 ask i think the Anser depends on whose asking. cause men and woman has differnt ways a thinkin u no. when a chic ask a question like that shes prolly thinkin about if their going on a Date. a girl likes to be romanced and told that there pretty and crap like that. guys are differnt yo guys just wanna get some action. so if a dude ask that question he prolly just wants to no if they been getting it on or not. unless a girls a slut cause sluts are just Dirty man and they sleep wif anybody they do'nt even care about him they just think they gotta do whatever the guy wants and they dont even care. i dont no if i answerd ur question but thas wat i think.
BigPimpin
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