monster sarcasm rally: Gotta love the form letter

monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

4.11.04

Gotta love the form letter

Well, rest assured everybody, the good folks over at SaraLee (mother of Jimmy Dean) are looking into the matter. They assure me that they take it very seriously and will forward my 'questions and/or concerns' to the appropriate department.

Oh heck. Read the whole letter for yourselves...

'Thank you for visiting the Jimmy Dean web site. We appreciate your interest in our products and are happy to assist you with your questions and/or concerns.

We assure you that we continually work with our advertising agency to select advertisements and television shows that meet the requirements of our family guidelines. Your comments are sincerely appreciated andhave been directed to our marketing department.

Sincerely,
Vickie Moffitt
Consumer Response Department'

|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 11:12