monster sarcasm rally: I've got a theory

monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

18.2.05

I've got a theory

[singing]
...It could be bunnies
Bunnies aren't just cute as everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses...

Um... Never mind.

Theory, right... Erm... Good Looking, who as previously mentioned is IAMNOTSTRESSED!'s assistant, is a very calm, placid, easy-going guy. IAMNOTSTRESSED! has a way of winding up everybody around her. Even idle chit chat with her has the same effect as a double espresso.

So I got to thinking. What would he be like without her winding him up all day every day? He'd be dead. Or at least in a coma. She's just doing her part to keep him alive and conscious.

|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 15:28