2.2.05
It's a cold day in hell
This one deserves a drum roll, but I don't know how to write one. Oh, wait...
[drum roll, possibly digressing into a Danny Carey drum solo]
Darmok apologised.
I have known her for five and a half years. She's never apologised to me. Never*. Not even the time she told everybody we both knew that the police had hard evidence that I'd stolen $5,000 two years before and she didn't know why they hadn't arrested me.
Last night she apologised for being a bad friend. She hasn't spoken to me very much for the past month. Honestly, I've been rather happy with it. I've been trying to distance myself from her for a year and a half (since the aforementioned** incident). She keeps coming back.
Aaargh!
*She also didn't apologise for accusing me of sending her hate mail.
**Long story, but Darmok actually thought aforementioned meant bisexual. I laugh every time I use the word.
[drum roll, possibly digressing into a Danny Carey drum solo]
Darmok apologised.
I have known her for five and a half years. She's never apologised to me. Never*. Not even the time she told everybody we both knew that the police had hard evidence that I'd stolen $5,000 two years before and she didn't know why they hadn't arrested me.
Last night she apologised for being a bad friend. She hasn't spoken to me very much for the past month. Honestly, I've been rather happy with it. I've been trying to distance myself from her for a year and a half (since the aforementioned** incident). She keeps coming back.
Aaargh!
*She also didn't apologise for accusing me of sending her hate mail.
**Long story, but Darmok actually thought aforementioned meant bisexual. I laugh every time I use the word.
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this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 11:46
everybody's 2ยข worth:
at 17:28 
Bookfraud said...
this makes me wish i had followed MSR in earlier days. I want to meet Darmok. Just to write about her. She sounds like somebody out of a Dickens novel -- uriah heep, perhaps.
Bookfraud said... this makes me wish i had followed MSR in earlier days. I want to meet Darmok. Just to write about her. She sounds like somebody out of a Dickens novel -- uriah heep, perhaps.
at 23:35 
said...
Something Something Fire Alarm: Of course she wants something! But I'm pretty sure that whatever it is I won't see it coming and I won't be able to provide her with it.
Ian: Okay, I laugh when anybody says it.
Bookfraud: The Darmok Chronicles can be found at:
rememberinteresting piece of fictionthat's disgustinghee hee!s
said... Something Something Fire Alarm: Of course she wants something! But I'm pretty sure that whatever it is I won't see it coming and I won't be able to provide her with it.
Ian: Okay, I laugh when anybody says it.
Bookfraud: The Darmok Chronicles can be found at:
rememberinteresting piece of fictionthat's disgustinghee hee!s
at 23:37 said...
In addition to my typing difficulties, I also forget to use html codes for line breaks.
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said... In addition to my typing difficulties, I also forget to use html codes for line breaks.
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