monster sarcasm rally

It's bonus day. We're all waiting to find out the value that the boss places on our contributions to the company. I keep reminding myself that I make a good salary and anything I get is a bonus (hence the name, eh). Still. Kinda nerve-wracking.

Last time around I got what I thought was a freakin' amazing bonus, even though I was told that we as a department and as a company had not performed to expectations. This time around, we've had e-mail upon e-mail telling us how great the department is doing and how fabulously the company is performing. If I get less than I got last time, won't that mean I'm not worth...

[pressing temples frantically]

Must stop thinking about it. Must stop thinking about it. Must stop...

Aaargh!

Update:
Aaargh! I should have been off five minutes ago, but he hasn't called me into his office yet. Now he's pissed off because he had to clean the kitchen. I was about to do it, but didn't want to miss his phone call to go see him in his office. Maybe he won't call. Maybe I'm not worthy of a bonus at all! Aaaargh!

He called the Ferengi to his office an hour and a half ago. She came out with the biggest freakin' grin I've ever seen on her. But he still hasn't called me!!!!!!

Aaaargh!

Update to the update:
Wee haw! I'm going to get me a brand new... um... I don't know... But I'm going to buy stuff. Maybe lots of it.