monster sarcasm rally

New Chick went out for coffee a little while ago. While she was gone, the Ferengi called me over to her desk. She wanted to show me a document that was published a few weeks ago. She was annoyed at both New Chick and me because it had formatting errors all over the place.

She told me that New Chick was being careless and that I shouldn't let her get away with it. She said I needed to spend more time with her, to make sure that she didn't let such things happen again. She went on and on about how the days I was off a few weeks ago, she made sure all the documents looked perfect before sending them out. She told me I needed to do the same from now on and that I needed to make sure that New Chick did too. Both of us need to follow her example on this, since clearly we are too careless. Blah blah blah.

I let her rant, and then I went back to my desk and sat down. A little while later I had to record a document I published today. Before putting the book away, I checked the entry for the document in question. It was one that the Ferengi did while I was at home puking a few weeks ago. Not I. Not New Chick. She.

She just told me that a document she published was completely unacceptable and I need to make sure never to allow it to happen again!