monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

9.2.05

Does Betty Ford offer group discounts?

I didn't have time to make a proper lunch for today, so I brought a tin of soup. Mmm... No Chicken Noodle...

I work in an office. On our floor there are three kitchens. I searched all of them in my hunt for a can opener. Not a one. I did, however, find three corkscrews and four bottle-cap openers.

I think it makes a bit of a statement about my fellow employees, don't you?
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 13:22

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