24.2.05
Can I just say...
...that I really don't get women?
Mean what you say! Say what you mean! And, for frig's sake, don't look so surprised when you discover that I actually meant what I said!
Mean what you say! Say what you mean! And, for frig's sake, don't look so surprised when you discover that I actually meant what I said!
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this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 08:39
everybody's 2ยข worth:
at 09:52 
said...
If you like, I can get Chris to provide you with some advice on how to dress and act and pick up studs. He's very helpful.
said... If you like, I can get Chris to provide you with some advice on how to dress and act and pick up studs. He's very helpful.
at 10:35 said...
Dude, you confused me. I got the e-mail about the spelling mistakes before the one about the 'specises'. I thought you were telling me I made a lot of typos. I couldn't figure out where, though. This added to my morning confusion.
I'll go back to sleep now. If you need me I'll be under my desk.
said... Dude, you confused me. I got the e-mail about the spelling mistakes before the one about the 'specises'. I thought you were telling me I made a lot of typos. I couldn't figure out where, though. This added to my morning confusion.
I'll go back to sleep now. If you need me I'll be under my desk.
at 11:55 
cat said...
hmm... don't think the engagement ring on my left hand will aid in the "picking up of studs". although like i said to my future hubby this morning "well, i'm not married yet! if i see a cute guy... " hee!
when i told him i was going to wear my cute devil undies tonight just in case... he cut me off and said "are you planning to score?" and i was all, um, i was about to say incase i get mugged or something and end up in the ER, at least my underware will be cute and my legs will be shaved. ha!
ever the optimist!
cat said... hmm... don't think the engagement ring on my left hand will aid in the "picking up of studs". although like i said to my future hubby this morning "well, i'm not married yet! if i see a cute guy... " hee!
when i told him i was going to wear my cute devil undies tonight just in case... he cut me off and said "are you planning to score?" and i was all, um, i was about to say incase i get mugged or something and end up in the ER, at least my underware will be cute and my legs will be shaved. ha!
ever the optimist!
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i also don't get the make-up and the primping and the fussing over making themselves look like barbies.
if my clothes are clean and/or don't smell i throw them on. i have wash and wear hair that i will only clip back in order to keep it out of my face. i'm rather low matenance. :)
i have to go out tonight. to a club. and yet i am freaking out because i don't do social things and it means i have to pay a little bit more attention to what i am wearing since everyone else there does. in the end this morning i didn't care. i didn;t change my earrings to long dangly ones, i didn't put on perfume, i didn't put on a necklace. i just wore a black shirt that is NOT a t-shirt with my nice jeans. ha!
oops. totally didn't mean to ramble on like that. sorry :)