monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

13.1.05

Looking around

I'm going to do something I don't normally do. But I feel strongly about the issue, so I'm going to do it anyways. I'm going to lay down a fashion rule law.

If you're going to wear sweat pants, particularly sweat pants of the 1980s variety, do not wear ones that are too small for you. This particularly applies if you are skinny.

It's just weird. And not in a good way.

Thank you,
The mgmt
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 17:48

everybody's 2ยข worth:

at 18:11 Blogger SJ said...
How about if they wear 80s sweat pants with 80s leg warmers? It could be like Fame...

 
at 03:16 Blogger jj said...
hell - you've been lurking again. STOP STALKING ME WILL YOU!!!

 
at 08:37 Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'd need some seriously good binoculars or a series of webcams or something, because my computer tells me you were in Sheffield, England when you posted that comment.

So, um... In one way: no. In another way: yes, deal with it.

s

 
at 13:30 Blogger jj said...
your pc was about 200 miles out, but thats not bad considering.....

 
at 13:53 Anonymous Anonymous said...
For some reason statcounter always recognises you as the same user, but puts you in a different city every time. Now you're in Manchester.

s

 
at 14:42 Anonymous Anonymous said...
There's something distinctly creepy about stretchy pants that are having trouble stretching over the tiny frame of a skinny dude. And then if the pants are too short and the elastic at the bottom's stretched over his ankles, revealing his ugly socks and his stupid shoes. It's a recipe for how to look like a pervert.

ick.

s

 

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