For reasons that I am at a loss to explain, my friends and I just decided that it would be heap loads of fun to try googling
Muppet Porn. I wondered whether any results would turn up. Maybe a few, I figured. Somebody's probably thought of it, right?
44,000 results! For muppet porn! What the hell?
Okay, it's far too early for this sort of insanity. But I have had nearly an eighth of a bottle of beer, so perhaps that explains it.
I wonder if Miss Piggy screams "Hiiii-yah!!" when she comes...?