monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

25.1.05

But wait... There's more!

The POO from Toronto Animal Control came by. Yes, that's right: POO. She's a Provincial Offences Officer employed by the City of Toronto. So, not only is she a POO (she said so herself), but she's a POO when she should be a COO or a TOO or even a TACO.
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The good news is you've got the job. The bad news is that you'll either be known as a POO or a TACO. Of course, if you really object to those terms, we could call you a City Offences Warden.
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Shane says: Gee, I'm sorry. I feel like some of this is my fault.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 18:04

everybody's 2ยข worth:

at 03:17 Blogger jj said...
I still think you should kick him in the balls. Hard.

 
at 15:25 Blogger cat said...
i'd rather be a TACO than a POO. i mean, really.

 

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