monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

7.12.04

Take your germs and go home already!

The Ferengi is sick. She's complaining about the fact that she's sick: she's tired and feverish and her glands are swollen and her throat hurts. And yet she refuses to go home.

As we all know, she's the only person who does any work around here (we know it because we have to listen to her gripe about it). She's also the only person who knows how to — erm — file things properly. And besides, it might get busy at some point and then how would the two of us (me and New Chick) handle it?

|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 11:56