monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

6.12.04

Shutupshutupshutup!

Good ol' Bridget Jones* is over here. She's talking to the Ferengi about getting her wedding dress alterred and how she doesn't want to take it just any place, because it's so important, and how her fiancee wants to travel all over the place, and how she wants to spend time with her family, and how she spent Saturday night in watching Extreme Home Makeover and it's her favourite show and she cries every time she watches it because it's just so touching and how the last time she went for a massage the guy was so rough on her because he said she needed a therapeutic massage not a relaxing massage and he was so hard on her that she almost cried and blah blah FREAKIN' blah. She's very nice, but she's way too emotional and I don't think she has any self esteem.

*In case you haven't guessed yet, the movie friggin' annoyed me**.

**I saw it by accident and against my better judgement.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 10:41

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