monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

22.12.04

I have fallen in love

Completely. Madly. Head over heels. In love.

With Krinkle Cut Kettle Chips in salt and fresh ground black pepper.

Not only are they the freakin' best thing since chocolate, but I'm not allergic to them!
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 19:49

everybody's 2ยข worth:

at 17:42 Blogger SJ said...
You're allergic to chocolate? You poor, poor soul!

 
at 18:43 Blogger sic said...
Sorry, ambiguous grammar (Bad sarcastrix!)... I am allergic to most potato chips. I'm allergic to coconut and palm oil, which in effect means I am allergic to cheap chocolate.

sarcastrix

 

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