15.12.04
Dear Buster, you win
I am Sarcastrix, daughter of Sarcastor the Truly Stubborn, granddaughter of Sarcastrix the Unspeakably Manipulative...
And I have just been out-sarcased, um... sarcassed, oh dear, no... sarcast?
Whatever. Where's my chocolate?
And I have just been out-sarcased, um... sarcassed, oh dear, no... sarcast?
Whatever. Where's my chocolate?
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this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 15:33
everybody's 2ยข worth:
at 12:41 
said...
The real-life lameness of SMG...
I'm still pissed off. I bought the 2004 Buffy calendar. I've been pissed off about it for eleven and a half months. I wanted Buffy action shots, goshdarnit! What I got was twelve lame photos of cast members trying to look pensive and sexy at the same time.
Besides... SMG's even thinner than I am. That can't be healthy.
Besides besides... Somehow, magically, she has tits. This in spite of her skinny factor. That can't be natural.
sarcastrix
said... The real-life lameness of SMG...
I'm still pissed off. I bought the 2004 Buffy calendar. I've been pissed off about it for eleven and a half months. I wanted Buffy action shots, goshdarnit! What I got was twelve lame photos of cast members trying to look pensive and sexy at the same time.
Besides... SMG's even thinner than I am. That can't be healthy.
Besides besides... Somehow, magically, she has tits. This in spite of her skinny factor. That can't be natural.
sarcastrix
at 07:23 
Aubrey said...
I've seen her tits (we have mutual friends)...they are natural, but hardly worth speaking about - I put her at about a 32B. But she is nowhere near as cute as she was at the beginning of Buffy...and her real-life personality is controlling, neurotic, obsessive, and egocentric - besides that, she's dumb as a bag of hammers. Once I spent the first ten minutes with her, any fantasy I may have had was torn to shreds.
Aubrey said... I've seen her tits (we have mutual friends)...they are natural, but hardly worth speaking about - I put her at about a 32B. But she is nowhere near as cute as she was at the beginning of Buffy...and her real-life personality is controlling, neurotic, obsessive, and egocentric - besides that, she's dumb as a bag of hammers. Once I spent the first ten minutes with her, any fantasy I may have had was torn to shreds.
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the hitchhiker's guide to the sarcasm
the writing process
verbiage
that's disgusting!
a breakfast-time play
homelessness
I don't know these people,
but I like to read their stuff
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whatever you do, don't feed the monkeys
find out how many naked people Ian's
seen today @ the hard word
share everybody's frustrations @
peevishness & botheration
sarcas with bottle rocket @ soap on a rope
stop by the saint @ saint decision
visit cat @ beyond elsewhere
object to the lawyer guy @ a happy death
grump with jj @ grumpy @
go see thl @ the hot librarian
check out cbk @ salt licks and beatnicks
visit matthew @ putnawa's blog
check out fofusa @ situation normal
go see bookfraud @ bookfraud
visit martin @ a few words
jexebel writes neurotica too @ the subtle savant
stop by wil weaton dot net
visit buster @ dear buster
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and I like to read their stuff
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visit rachel @ my life is a sitcom
cbke never writes @ random thoughts of silly
anne occasionally rants @ the stupidity disease
ford's link will go here
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Thanks for the compliment oh sarcastic one...but a small victory does not a war win...besides, I think that if you add up all the times you are wonderfully sarcastic, you have beaten me hands down about a gazillion times. How can I not love a girl who understands the wonderfulness that is Buffy, and yet still understands the real life lameness that is Sarah Michelle....Keep up the good work baby...I'll be reading...