monster sarcasm rally: You think I'm boring

monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

8.11.04

You think I'm boring

Xander: Willow, did you remember to tape Biography last Friday?
Willow: (absently) Uh-huh.
Buffy: (to Xander, proudly) See, I told you. Old Reliable.
(Xander nods and smiles. Willow is not amused.)
Willow: (sourly) Oh, thanks.
Buffy: (taken aback) What?
Willow: 'Old Reliable'? Yeah, great. (reprovingly) *There's* a sexy nickname.
Buffy: Well, I-I didn't mean it as...
Willow: No, it's fine. I'm 'Old Reliable'.
Xander: She just means, you know, the geyser. You're like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.
Willow: (disgustedly) That's Old Faithful.
Xander: Isn't that the dog that, that the guy had to shoot...
Willow: (incensed) That's Old Yeller.
Buffy: Xander, I beg you not to help me. Will, I-I didn't mean it as a bad thing. I-I think it's good to be reliable.
Willow: (stands up, annoyed) Well, maybe I don't *wanna* be reliable all the time. Maybe I'm not just some doormat person. Homework Gal.
Xander: I'm thinking nerve strike.
(Willow huffs at him and starts to go, but turns back.)
Willow: Maybe I'll change my look! Or cut class. You don't know.

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