monster sarcasm rally

I've noticed a few things about me. I mean, I've always known them, but I never suspected other people might do things differently.

1. I always hang the dish towel back up perfectly flat and straight. My brother used to wad it into the stove rack any old way. I always assumed it was because he had brain damage. Apparently not...

2. I alphabetise my book collection. Fiction goes by author's last name. If there are several books by the same author, they go by publication date, unless they are part of a series. The first book in a series is placed where it should logically go, the rest of the series goes with it, even if the author published other books in between. Non-fiction goes by topic, then by author/editor's last name.

3. I am extraordinarily disturbed people who leave partial squares of toilet paper. There is a perforated line! I don't understand people who can't use it. (Yes, Moiraine, I mean you.)

4. I re-read my blogs and e-mails about two or three times before sending them. I make numerous changes. Once a blog is published, I edit it an average of four times. I wish I could do the same with e-mails. I re-read them once they're sent and notice errors or things I could have said better.

Excuse me, I need to re-read this a few times before I hit the big orange button.

Six changes made...

Make that eight changes...

Nine... (Somebody please stop me!)