Another in the same series
as before...
What I really want to know is: Why exactly did I notice that the army dude has a wedding ring? I think there might be something wrong with me. Is there a 12-step programme I can join? 'Hi, my name is sic and (breaks down into tears) I like army guys. Um... No, maybe not. I'm not that bad. I just like to look. That's all. Go away now.