Binoculars? Oh my...
How can I find the right words to thank you for your gift? It was so thoughtful of you. Thank you for thinking of me. I'm sure that I could occupy myself for seemingly endless minutes. I'll examine spots on my living room floor. I'll peer into my neighbours windows. I'll gaze up at the featureless, light-polluted sky. Perhaps I can incorporate them into next year's Haloween costume. The possibilities are — erm — several.
Here's to you, Dad.
PS: You should complain to the Post Office. For some reason the package arrived four months after my birthday.