monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

9.11.04

How can I say thank you?

Binoculars? Oh my...

How can I find the right words to thank you for your gift? It was so thoughtful of you. Thank you for thinking of me. I'm sure that I could occupy myself for seemingly endless minutes. I'll examine spots on my living room floor. I'll peer into my neighbours windows. I'll gaze up at the featureless, light-polluted sky. Perhaps I can incorporate them into next year's Haloween costume. The possibilities are — erm — several.

Here's to you, Dad.

PS: You should complain to the Post Office. For some reason the package arrived four months after my birthday.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 15:09

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