monster sarcasm rally: Remember...

monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

20.10.04

Remember...

There's no such thing as a stupid question.

There are, however, plenty of stupid people. And sometimes stupid people ask questions that don't make any sense. They string a series of perfectly sensible words together in a nonsensical fashion and then — just for fun — turn the whole thing into a question.

When you fail to provide the answers they are looking for, you will be labelled either stupid or difficult.

I will like to find music that makes you feel happy when you are Arabic for dancing?
Why are Tuesdays always green?
Why does InDesign always (insert random nonsense here)?
When you're driving standard, what's the driving gear called?

(Three of the four questions above have actually been asked of me.)

|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 13:04