monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

6.10.04

An hour off

We're having a fire drill today. Notices went up all over the building a few weeks ago. When the alarm sounds, we're to leave the building, report to our designated meeting spot, and stay away from the office for 60 minutes.

I've been looking forward to it all week. An extra break! I'm all ready. I plan to go and sit with a cup of coffee and a book for an hour. I think it's great.

Unsurprisingly, the Ferengi is angry. Taking an hour off work is inconvenient, she says. She actually yelled at our boss this morning. Yelled. She raised her voice in speaking to the boss about the fire drill, as if it were all his fault.

That's just dumb.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 09:06

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