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monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

22.10.04

The Game

The Ferengi is undoubtedly annoyed at me. I've spent the afternoon giggling maniacally.

Players perform various tasks in front of unsuspecting non-players to compete for points. Some of my favourites are:

Phone a co-worker you barely know and leave this voice-mail message: “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye”.
To signal that a conversation is over, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly exclaim, “Yahtzee!”.
In the elevator, ask a stranger, “Have you accepted me as your personal saviour?”.
If your office has a water cooler, kneel and drink directly from the spigot. Make sure you have a witness.
Answer your phone by screaming as loud as you can.

And finally...

When no one’s watching, remove the paper tray from the photocopier or laser printer and, with a felt pen, write the word Satan on several sheets at random. Reinsert tray.

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