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(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

6.10.04

Emergency practices

We had our little fire drill. All our sorry butts made it out alive. Well, except the traders, of course... It would be unreasonable to expect traders to stop trading just to practise getting out of the building alive. They were exempted from the drill.

Actual emergencies must be scheduled for after market close. Emergencies caught taking place during business hours will be duly ignored. Groups, individuals or deities convicted of arranging emergencies that do not meet the accepted criteria will be subject to fines and/or imprisonment. Thank you for your attention.

Um... Anyways... My point was that I went to a nearby building, found a comfy seat and read my book for an hour. I returned to the office just in time for lunch.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 14:48

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