monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

8.9.04

Oops!

I said titties in front of Fred last night. Oops! She not only blushed, she hid her face behind her hands.

We watched a movie and the hero (yes, as in male) took his shirt off. Three of us laughed and told her to cover her eyes. I meant to say that his nipples were visible, but for some unknown reason I said titties instead. The word 'nipples' would have produced much the same effect, though. She went on to tell us how men should keep their shirts on.

Good grief, someday some man is going to marry that girl and she'll have to deal with more than just his nipples.

Her innocence is without a doubt charming, but it entertains me.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 16:43

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