monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

1.9.04

Off to a good start

So, I came in to work this morning. The first thing I did was to head over to the coffee maker. I put the filter in the basket and then proceeded to tear open the package of coffee. Wide open. All over the kitchen. All over myself. Oops! I guess I tore with a bit more gusto than I should have.

What does this teach us? I shouldn't attempt complicated tasks (such as making coffee) before my morning coffee.

I hope the day improves from here. I have an interview this afternoon and I hope it goes better than my coffee-making experience.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 10:52

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