monster sarcasm rally

(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)

8.9.04

At least that's something

I'm allergic to cats and I can't knit. I guess that means I won't end up as a spinster after all.

Okay, so technically, I am one already. The aforementioned facts preclude permanent spinsterhood, though, so it must be just a phase I'm going through.
|| this is the word of the sarcastrix @ 16:36

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